I can imagine the author right now,
Hmm, lets make a book, what should the character's name be? - Author
It's gotta be something awe inspiring and baddass. Lets call him Claymore, like the sword! - Editor
No, it's gotta be something original. Something that captures the essence of true baddassness... - Author
I guess we could call him Solid Snake, that guy rocks tits. - Editor
No way, though I think you are on to something. How about we name him after the power he uses to defeat the bad guy? We could call him, Dragon. - Author
We could call it Double Dragon, and it would be a baddass force to be reckoned with. He could have two different costumes, a red and a blue one and kick ass and whatnot. Then we could travel back in time and make a video game franchise and another bad movie that would own face. - Editor
It's decided then, I think Dragon is the best name we could choose. - Author
******** 6 Months Later ********
I love the book. It was quite clever of you to replace the D in Dragon with the next letter in the alphabet, E. Nobody will realize that Eragon is Dragon but with the cleverly placed E instead of D! - Editor
Wait, I mispelled dragon? WTF? It's spelled wrong throughout the whole fucking book? How stupid must I look... - Author
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Clearly, The author is a clever bastard. Who could have guessed that he would take a commonly used baddass word, like dragon, and accidently mispell it with THE NEXT LETTER IN THE FUCKING ALPHABET, and turn it into a hit series. This guy must be a fucking genius to trick so many people into reading his books. Must be a godamned lawyer, the wordplay amazing. Seriously. This book must rock.
Except I will never read it, and anyone who does read it should realize by the FRONT FUCKING PAGE that he just took the word dragon and replaced the D with an E in order to make himself look creative even though he is a useless asshole and needs to fucking kill himself with a stapler.
That is all.
- Mood:
Disgust